I hear so many people complaining how tough school life is and how stressed they are, but when you think of it, why are some people who are in the same standard of education a lot more relaxed than you? They may not get the same results as you, but they lead a very much more enjoyable life. Here are some of my methods..... =)
- Choose play over homework and find a last min way to do it.
- Act like assignments/projects don't even exist until the deadline.
- Live everyday like it's a holiday.
- You only live once, why stress when u can enjoy.
- Not happy with something, it's ok go smoke.
- Parents ask you how was exams, just smile and go "not bad ah".
- Parents ask you if you can pass, just smile and say "should be".
- Exam tmr, lock yourself inside your room and do nonsense.
- Constantly motivate yourself saying you can do it.
- If you really dont like school, just skip all lectures.
- And for tutorials/labs, show your face and play comp.
- Got an iphone? Always twitter, it helps.
- DO NOT play iphone games, your batt will die.
- During your free time, go do tabletops on your specialized P1.
- Go to the bubble tea shop after sch and pamper yourself.
- Groupwork meetings? nahh grandfather in hospital/pick sis up
- Weekends, wake up and watch Discovery turbo(Channel 72)
- Sleep at 3-4am and get up at 2pm like a bum.
- When it rains, celebrate unless u got a bike.
- When it's fire burning sun, shout profanities about it constantly.
- When you leave the house on weekdays, tell yourself "fuck school".
- When you get to school with 5 mins to spare. Go smoke, buy a drink and go pee.
Hahhahhahaha this list can go on...
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